~I definitely did not undercook a hard boil egg. Then I did not think it was a good idea to put that egg in the microwave to finish cooking it. The egg did not completely explode, sounding like a bomb, forcing the microwave door open, definitely not!
~I'm absolutely not still sitting here at lunchtime without brushing my teeth. Never!
~I did not accidentally pour water in the coffee maker in the coffee grind spot creating a pool of coffee sludge.
~I don't cringe when people kiss Emerson out of fear of yucky germs and the swine flu. Absolutely not! That would be crazy.
~ I never give my baby a paci so I can surf the internet for a few minutes. Nope, never!
~ I definitely did not turn my dining room table into a craft disaster area.