Not me Monday!

It's been awhile so I decided I should share some of the things I haven't been doing along with everyone else reading MckMama's blog.

• I most definitely did not give in to early Christmas marketing and buy Emerson not one but two toys at Babies R Us. I would never spoil my child with unnecesssary toys.

• I absolutely did not give up on a bedtime routine after just one day of trying and let my baby stay up until 10pm every night this week. Sleep is an absolute priority!

• Of course I didn't eat nearly 18 cupcakes by myself in a week. Not me! I always eat healthy and can easily resist sweets.

• I obviously would not nurse my baby in the diaper aisle at target to prevent a meltdown just so I could spend some more time at my favorite store. I know when it's time to go!

• I would never dress my child in the same hot pink pants 5 out of 7 days without washing them. Cleanliness is number one on my list!

• I did not live vicariously through my baby by dressing her in head to toe hot pink including a headband, tights, and puff vest. I put her comfort above my desire to make her stylish.

• I'm absolutely not wasting valuable time by blogging while I have a sink full of dishes and a sleeping baby. I use my time efficiently.

Not me Monday

So I decided to participate in not me Monday which is sourcing from MckMama's Fun Blog. The idea is you can admit all the things you have done in the past week without feeling bad about it. Here it goes.

~I definitely did not undercook a hard boil egg. Then I did not think it was a good idea to put that egg in the microwave to finish cooking it. The egg did not completely explode, sounding like a bomb, forcing the microwave door open, definitely not!

~I'm absolutely not still sitting here at lunchtime without brushing my teeth. Never!

~I did not accidentally pour water in the coffee maker in the coffee grind spot creating a pool of coffee sludge.

~I don't cringe when people kiss Emerson out of fear of yucky germs and the swine flu. Absolutely not! That would be crazy.

~ I never give my baby a paci so I can surf the internet for a few minutes. Nope, never!

~ I definitely did not turn my dining room table into a craft disaster area.